So i just got back home from school. Was quietly walking towards home from kim seng park. There was this teenage Ang Moh-Chinese girl sitting on one of the benches. Just as i was walking pass...she suddenly called out "BOOBIES!!", *SHOCK*...so shocked...i turned towards her. She noticed me O_O" face...she giggled abit.
Shortly after, 2 huskies came hopping towards her. "Yeap, they are my dog's names".
Me: Wow! So is the darker 1 the left or the right side?
Girl: HAH! Never thought of that...
Me: Neh just kidding! *sat down beside her...but not too close*
Girl: Yeh! I know...
Me: What interesting names they have!
Girl: Very~!
*pause(was playing with both of the dogs)*
Girl: My parents named them.
Me: Thats very funky of them.
Girl: Haha...i think thats just my dad.
Me: Interesting~
Girl: It all started when we walked into the pet shop in Australia.
Me: Wow...so they are the "GOODAY MATE!" type...
Girl: So am I...anyways...so at the pet shop, we saw these 2 active sibling husky puppies. One girl, one boy. Kept playing with other. My whole family were glued to em.
Me: uhmm..
Girl: We bought em on the spot...but could not immediately decide on the names....so we just brought them home. By the time we brought them home, it was dark already. Suddenly she got missing *pointing at the female one*...so we went around the house looking for her. After much searching, my mom managed to find her at the corner of a room. To suprize the puppy, she crept up to the puppy and went "BOO!"...it woke the pup up and it started to react to the word "BOO" there after. Everytime anyone said it that night, she would come and start licking your hand.
Me: No wonderrr....LOL!
Girl: yeah...so she got her name first! Now i bet you are guessing how he got "BIES"...
Me: Durh~!! HAHA
Girl: Well since my mom got to name Boo already, it was my dad's turn to name the male, aint it?
Me: Yeah i guess so...
Girl: So the next morning, at breakfast. He announced.
Girl*manly voice act*: Ive finally decided on the name of our male dog, since your mom got to name the bitch(female dog*rofled here*). You see, your mom have already set the benchmark of "scariness" in Boo's name. Thus to keep up with with the theme. Ive decided to name him "BEAST!"
Girl: mind you...its B-E-A-S-T...
Me: *ROFL ROFL ROFL ROLF ROLF* THATS ACTUALLY A SCARY NAME!!! SO MANLY TOO! LOL
Girl: *back to manly voice* SO COME HERE BEAST! Your name is BEAST okay?....You see family when we call them together we will call em BOOBEAST!
Girl: my mom almost choked her coffee out then..haha it was the joke for our family from then after...but seriously...somehow i REALLY think my dad did that totally intentionally.
Me: Duh!~ So....indirectly....they are your....erm no offence...your boobies...
Girl: Ahahah fret not! Yes pretty much....yes...
Me: Your boobies are so adorable...
Girl: Yeah i love them both...! Always a ball of fun =D
Me: HAHA! OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT!! THAT WAS JUST SO WRONG FOR ME.
Girl: Hahaha! Yeah...i have to get back soon! Dinner...& boobies are getting hungry
Me: *serious look* So can i meet you dad?
*CENSORED* You dont have to know this part :)
totally made my day!
Thursday, December 30, 2010 @ 6:52 PM